11-20-2020, 4:35pm
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#7
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A Real Barner
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Originally Posted by SnikPlosskin
Ok, that cooler thing was a lie. What really happened is I got a call from the Governor. He said “I know you are retired but Texas needs you.” I played hard to get but eventually gave in. My mission is to rescue a super hot female diplomat with ample bewbs being held by a terrorist group deep in South Austin.
I’m going under cover and needed a cover story. I’m a pro boxer named a Rocky II and I am down with communism. I was in a bar fight with six dudes and a tranny because the Penguin was shooting his mouth off and insulted some dame.
To look the part I grabbed the handset of a 70’s era phone and hit myself as hard as I can in the face. I was aiming for my nose but hit my eye. The second time I hit my own ear. I also accidentally burned both arms and my back with cigars.
For the record my wife loves me and would never hook a car battery up to my nads.
please help me
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You had me until cigars...
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