Fabulous !
But, like I said :
If big brother wants you, he'll get you....
He likes it when you make it tough for him.
Do you file taxes and put your address on it ?
Ever had your finger prints taken ?
Do you have a drivers license and registered cars ?
Do you use a credit card ?
Do you drive or walk where surveillance cameras might be ?
Do you use Easy Pass ?
Do you use a home computer ?
I could go on.
Odds are, he won't ever want you, as he has bigger fish to fry, but if you become one of those fish, he'll find you.
Your bravado is most impressive though.