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Originally Posted by BOTY
Truth. He may be a a Democrat.  |
Your dog is a conservative. He provides security and companionship services, he's compensated for that with food, shelter, full medical and dental, and lots of pats. And like any good employee, he may occasionally hit the expense account a little harder than he should. This is leaving the water running. And you overlook that, because he's a good employee, and a good boy.
Now cats, on the other hand....friggen' liberal Democrats all the way. You feed them, pick up their crap, they don't follow instructions, occasionally vomit all over your shit, don't provide any useful service to you, bitch about everything, and demand to be treated like royalty for doing nothing but sleeping all day.