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Old 01-08-2020, 7:25am   #4372
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My ass itches.
In the Hash House Harriers we have two hymnals that we sing in the Circle of Religion (Place to drink beer and sing dirty ditties)

1) Now You Finally Shut Up (Women)

Now you finally shut up.
You finally quit yer bitchin
Drink your drink
Get out of here
And get back in the kitchen

2) Now You Finally Shut Up (Men)

Now you finally shut up
You sorry son of a bitch
Drink your beer
Get out of here
You make our asses itch

After the song is done, the person in the center of the circle being seranaded puts their container of beer to their lips, drinks (it's called a down-down....drink it down-down), and what's left after the container leave the lips is poured over the person's head.
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