Ok, here's y'all inter ****ing vention. First of all, California has ****ing earthquakes. They is mostly small, but sometimes they's big. IT HAPPENS! It's Cali-****ing-forn-I-yay. They is hippies, mostly, but resilient enough to handle anything on that Ricter scale under bout 7.5. After that, well, they lose their shit. But that's OK because if the fire didn't git it first, the earthquakes will and that's if the illegals didn't already a-run off with it.
So CALM THE **** DOWN!
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