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Originally Posted by snide
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Brown Hillary: For when she plans on wallowing in shit.
Black Hillary: She's nowhare nears tarred!
Navy Blue Hillary: For when she wants to screw over the Navy.
Cyan Hillary: She's trying to blind you with her bullshit.
Puke Green Hillary: Perfect outfit to get chucked into her assisted living emergency ambulance van like a sack of rancid potatoes.
Canary Yellow Hillary: Great to amp up the shrillness of her vulture-like voice.
Orange Hillary: She wants to win Florida, but even this outfit won't fix that.
Casaba Melon Hillary: Casabas match the intelligence of her running mate. She wears this outfit on those rare occasions they have been together.
Red Hillary: She wears this while watching ambassadors die.
Pastel Hillary: For when her meds aren't quite right, this keeps bright colors from triggering her Parkinson's tremors.
Hot Pink Hillary: She only wears this for Thomas.