I just want to state unequivocally that if any of you thought that I inferred that some of you had implied that an assumption was made regarding a bunch of petty bullshit, that I most certainly did not. Don't bother to go back to look for any inferences, implications, assumptions, assertations, equivocations, missed metaphors, or split infinitives, because the mob here will simply tell you to **** off.
I hope this clears up all of the "loose ends" involving my involvement with anything seen as possibly being unseemly. If not, please report immediately to the complaint department, and wait for someone there to assist you.
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