Number 1: Bring home to Momma.
Numbers 2 and 4: Bang as often as possible for as long as you can, because some dude with a lot more money than you will be along shortly to take her to her next destination.
Number 3 (Jungle girl), and Number 5 (bat shit crazy chick): Bang like hell for a weekend, and then run for the hills. Like run fast, run far, and keep running. You will thank me later!
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