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Old 04-18-2012, 11:13am   #8
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First off, a Sable is an upgrade over a Taurus, I'll take that any day. Also, a Taurus does not;

Rattle
Ride stiff
Have a door sill to climb over
Come in Torch red (but it does come in Sliver Beige Metallic)
Have VATS
Have an Opti
Have a leaking Targa Top
Need $200 tires
Need Synthetic oil as it runs inherently hot
Have an Atari dash


It's basically a slow C5
In other words, it has no redeeming qualities.
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