First off, a Sable is an upgrade over a Taurus, I'll take that any day. Also, a Taurus does not;
Rattle
Ride stiff
Have a door sill to climb over
Come in Torch red (but it does come in Sliver Beige Metallic)
Have VATS
Have an Opti
Have a leaking Targa Top
Need $200 tires
Need Synthetic oil as it runs inherently hot
Have an Atari dash
It's basically a slow C5
