“An evening to remember”
Doctor: “I have 2 pieces of bad news for you.”
Patient: “OK, what’s the first?”
Doctor: “ You have AIDS.”
Patient: “Oh,no, that’s terrible news, I can’t believe it, I’m going to die! What’s the other bad news?”
Doctor: “You have Alzheimer’s.”
Patient: “ Well, that’s a relief. For a minute, I thought you were going to tell me I had AIDS.”