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Old 09-28-2020, 12:01pm   #6
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old joke:

husband and wife are making dinner one night, and she asks him, "honey, if I die first, will you re-marry?"

"well, I don't know, I hadn't given that much thought"

"honey, I want you to be happy all your days, so I want you to promise me that you will re-marry if I die first"

"ok, I promise"

"will your new wife use my golf clubs?"

"no, she's left handed"

so much for dinner....
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