SS Package
Just wanted to let you know - I received my 2023 Social Security Stimulus Package.
It contained two tomato seeds, pancake mix, two discount coupons to KFC, a “Biden Build Back Better” bumper sticker, a prayer rug, a Biden speech decoder ring, a machine to blow smoke up my ass, and a “Blame it on Trump” poster for the front yard.
The directions were in Spanish.
Yours should arrive soon.
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