Just a quick question for all you Subaru WRX owners out there, are you all idiots? When you go to the Subaru Dealership to buy one, is it necessary to fail an IQ test first?
Is it all of them or just the ones here in SLC? I'm so tired of you guys, every time I try to take the Vette out anymore, one of you idiots in a WRX has to ruin it.
For the record, if you own a WRX in SLC and see the black C5 pictured below, please understand the following;
1. No, I don't want to race.
2. Your spoiler looks just plain stupid.
3. No, I don't want to race.
4. Your car sucks on snow as bad as mine.
5. No, I don't want to race.
6. Fart cans are never cool.
7. No, I don't want to race.
8. Go find a Honda to play with and leave me alone.
9. No, I don't want to race.
10. Next time, buy American if you want any respect from me.
Again, if you see this Vette in SLC, STFU...................
