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Originally Posted by Anjdog2003
MurraT; I'am giving everyone a Mask and a can of Lysol for Christmas. Also a book i wrote. "Ten ways of outsmarting the Covid19"
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10. Hide under the bed
9. Only exhale
8. Attend as many protests as possible
7. Vote Dem
6. Do everything Fauci says
5. Wear three masks - One for you, one for people you may encounter, and one for the country. It's not just safe. It's Patriotic ~J. Biden
4. Substitute cologne with Lysol
3. Eat with your mask on
2. Walk really fast when shopping
1. Switch from Hookers to Escorts (they deliver to your home)