Bear was playing on the bed yesterday morning as yard was wet and raining a little... Well he kept putting his dingle berries in my face so... I started playing ping pong. 1st time got me a look, 2nd time got me a listen that's enough... 3rd round and I got a full chomp that almost cost me a finger.
Good thing I have fast reactions else I'd been taking a freshly horked up finger with me to the ER. So there is a line..
I may need to get a life.