A distressed but attractive woman stands at the edge of a cliff, trying to get up enough nerve to jump.
A passing hobo stops and says, "Since you're about to kill yourself anyway, would you mind if we had sex first?"
The woman replies, "Get away from me you sicko!"
The bum turns to leave and mutters, "Fine, I'll just go wait at the bottom."
If you laugh, your sense of humor is as sick as mine!!!
