Speaking of "jobs" ...
A guy goes in to a bar and orders 11 shots of tequila. The bartender asks why so many shots? He says "I'm celebrating my first blowjob". The bartender says, "Hell friend, make it an even dozen. The 12th one is on me". The guy says "If 11 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, I doubt the 12th one will.
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