Millenials have different values...
Their most interesting guy plays video games, tweets, vlogs, and protests simultaneously.
He uses both bathrooms at the same time.
Drinks espresso straight from the steamer
Votes Democrat enough times to earn his own electoral college degree
Drives an electric car that GENERATES power
Inspires cosplay participants to dress as him
Drives others to empathize his apathy
He gets so butthurt that entire cities make proctologist appointments
Was in time out for 110% of his life
Has a safezone with its own zip code
FWIW, I prefer Tres XXX
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