[ApexOversteer]

Motherf*cking MODULAR like Peabody and Black94 thought it might be.

Listing agent said it wasn't TWICE, and I specifically asked TWICE before we signed the contract, when I saw the skinny kitchen wall and the through-wall fans.

The VA had to do their inspection (VA loan) which the place passed, but I hadn't seen the docs on that yet, but I went ahead and had my guy do my own inspection at my own cost because I only trust my guy and he took one look and said "why are you looking at a double-wide?"

Listing agent starts bitching...

30 seconds in the attic, 30 seconds in the crawlspace and, bingo-bango, WHERE'S MAH F*CKIN' EARNEST MONEY MOTHERF*CKER?

I hate looking for a house.

Hey, now I get to call the landlord and tell him the garage got peeled like a grape last night, come fix it, and I'm still not moving...

Hating the world continues...