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Old 07-31-2020, 11:03am   #12
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A woman walks into her church to speak to the priest.

"Father, me husband Seamus passed away last night"

Father: "Oh Mary, I'm so sorry to hear that. Did he have any last words?"

Mary: "Why yes Father, he said "Mary, put down the gun...""
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