i was at the grocery today, and i passed an aisle and this lady pointed her finger at me, and then did the "come here" thing. ok.
she said she needed someone "tall, dark, and handsome". i looked around, well, 1/3 is decent batting average (i'm 6-5). she was about 4-10, mature (80ish I'm guessing), and couldn't reach the top shelf to get something she wanted.
Here I Am To Save The Day!!!!
here you go ma'am.
