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And for the kinkier person, a museum curator claims that this rare penis belonged to an 18th Century Englishman who happened to become rigid as he was hanged.

A lack of oxygen to the brain, which was caused by this method of capital punishment can lead to erections forming.

‘It was removed from an 18th century Englishman who was hanged. When people were hanged they’d nearly always get erections and nearly always release their seed’, Viktor Wynd, the museum’s curator told MailOnline.

So much for knowing if you're coming or going........when you're hanged, you come and go at the same time.