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Old 02-02-2016, 8:41am   #378
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Never married
Recently moved out of mom's basement
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drives a bro-dozer & a corvette
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I dunno man, kind of paints a picture doesn't it?
Are you serious?

I've been thinking UD is trolling/long con and using the can't or won't get laid with a touch of religion story.
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