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Originally Posted by Hoog
Doctor says, you gonna die...
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That's the punchline and here's the joke
Two friends are out hunting and Bob needs to take a dump. He hangs his ass over a log and before he knows what happens, a rattlesnake bites him right in the junk.
He yells to his buddy Jim and tells him what happened. Jim doesn't know what to do so he runs to the closest town and finds a doctor.
The doctor tells him to make an incision and suck out the venom.
Jim runs back and yells to Bob, " I found a doctor".
Bob asks what the doctor said.
Jim says " You're gonna die"