You know, I thought it would be a great idea to shave my ass, paint it orange with some of my wife's best make-up, draw a jack-o-lantern face on it with a sharpie, take a picture of it in the mirror and post it here. But now that I look at the picture, I realize that the jack-o-lantern face looks like I might be a little buzzed, so I think I'm just going to take a shower and go to bed.
