[Broken Wind]

I’ve been retired for a year now. I can honestly say the only thing I miss from my working days is that exquisite feeling you get when you realize it’s Friday and the weekend is here.

I lose track of what day it is. It doesn’t matter. They’re all great.

I’m busier than a one-armed drummer. It’s cliche, but I don’t know how I ever had time to work before.

It’s hard, but I don’t pay nearly as much attention to politics anymore. It’s depressing, and I don’t want to invite that shit into my life at this point.

Life is good, even if my country is about to blow apart at the seams.