02-14-2020, 6:24pm
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#10502
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Barn Stall Owner #74 Barn Raising II Bantayan Kids '13,'17
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: On an island somewhere
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Originally Posted by Murray
She came into the front feet first with her skirt pulled up to her who-who.
Prostitute was possibly the most unattractive woman I’ve met, along with being very strange. Drove her 8 hrs to Minneapolis to pick up two copper eyed white Persian kittens ($5k a piece) off a flight from New York. Waited for the flight then drove to a pet store where I helped her pick out a grand in toys. Drove back to Canada where it got interesting at the border.
“How long have you been in the US?” ........ “18 hrs”
“What was your purpose while in the US?”......”we bought kittens”
“Are you the registered owner of this car?”.....”no”
“Miss, what do you do for a living?”....... “I’m in entertainment”
“Please pull over there ————> and come inside”
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Sounds like the plot from a b grade movie
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