My wife's cousin is an Airline Captain, International actually, for a legacy airline. So, basically a stand up dude and totally straight and narrow. His wife manages a Costco.
Anyway, a few years ago, his daughter got one of those sequin machines for putting fake jewels and whatnot in clothing. So he took an old pair of jeans, cut them off so they were the shortest of the short daisy dukes, think ass cheeks hanging out, and sequined the hell out of them with all kinds of gay ass jewels.
He then proceeded to wear them up to the Costco his wife manages and walk around the store. Just to embarrass her.
