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Old 11-21-2021, 12:20pm   #10
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Anjdog and his girlfriend were all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Anjdog suggests they go in.
Anjdog addresses the man behind the counter: “Are you the owner?”
The pharmacist answers, “Yes.”
“We’re about to get married,” says Anjdog. “Do you sell heart medication?”
“Of course, we do,” answers the pharmacist.

“How about medicine for circulation?”
“All kinds.”
“Medicine for rheumatism?”
“Definitely.”

“How about suppositories?”
“You bet!”
“Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer’s?”
“Yes, a large variety. The Works.”

“What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson’s disease?”
“Absolutely.”
“Everything for heartburn and indigestion?”
“We sure do.”

“You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?”
“All speeds and sizes.”
“Adult diapers?”
“Sure.”

Anjdog finally tells the pharmacist, “We’d like to use this store as our Bridal Registry.”
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