About a week ago, I stopped at a filling station in the Jaguar. Rumbling up at the next pump was a late model (I'd say 2013 or 2014) Mustang Shelby Somethingorother. This guy and two girls...early 20's or so...pile out of the car. He starts filling his car and they walk over.
Mustang Boy: "Wow those Jags are beautiful!" (girls are silent but just looking in the car)
Me: "Thank you...I appreciate that!"
One of the girls says "Can I sit in it?" "Sure" I let her in the passenger side.
Mustang Boy: "Mine's still much faster though"
Me: "Well, I had an SRT Challenger that was pretty quick and I traded for this"
Mustang Boy (astonished): "An SRT?? Why did you do that?!?!?!"
Me: "Well, I figured I could either tell a bunch of swinging dicks about how fast my car was, or have a hot piece of ass in the passenger seat. Made the decision pretty easy."
Girl in the passenger seat yells out: "I told him the same thing but he's too much of a dumbass to listen!"
Now...about those timeslips...