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Originally Posted by aerovette
Network broadcast relay controller
(I was dad's remote)
Auto repair tool management
(Handed dad tools)
Disc/Drum hydraulic fluid activation engineer
(pumped brake pedal while dad bled brakes)
Hydration assistant
(Brought dad water while he worked)
Mower endurance tester
(Occasionally I would run over the dog's chain which tested the mower's survivability)
Border control
(Edged the yard)
Utensil and dinnerware disinfection assistant
Dog excrement removal
Dog groomer
Cat herder
Waste management
Food tester
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You must be good at writing resumes.