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A woman passed her daughter's room and heard a strange buzzing noise. Opening the door, she saw her daughter using a vibrator. Shocked, she asked, "Why???".

The daughter replied, "Mom, I'm thirty-five-years old, unmarried, and this thing is as close as I'll ever get to a husband. So, please, leave me alone."

The next day, the father heard the same sound; upon entering his daughter's room, he saw the same scene. To his query, his daughter again said, "Dad, I'm thirty-five, unmarried, and this thing is about as close as I will ever get to a husband. Please, leave me alone."

A couple of days later the wife came home from shopping and heard that buzzing noise coming from the living room.

Upon entering she saw her husband sitting on the couch, sipping a cold beer and staring at the TV. Thr vibrator was next to him on the couch, buzzing like crazy.

"Wat the Hell are you doing?!?".

The husband replied, "I'm watching some football with my son-in-law....".