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Old 04-22-2024, 8:58pm   #14
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Yes, but before you go, check that all your lights are working properly, make sure your license plate is current, have insurance, and make sure you observe the speed limit and use your turn signal at least 100' before every turn. Make complete 3 second stops, too. Try to blend in with the traffic, and for God's sake, remove the dead hookers from your trunk, so in the unlikely event you DO get stopped, you won't have extra problems.
My BIL, who is a retired cop, told me probably 40 years ago to never use your high beams when out drinking.

If you flick your high beams off a second or two too late, and the oncoming car is a cop, there's a better chance that he will pull you over knowing that a delayed reaction might mean you've been drinking.

This actually happened to me about 20 years ago. I was shitfaced and my GF, who was sober, was driving. She flicked them off way WAY too late and sure enough, it was a cop, and he pulled us over.
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