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Old 09-23-2016, 9:39am   #53
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I've gotten my share of speeding tickets through the years. Yet, I've gotten out of tickets by being courteous and treating the po-po as people. Hell, one time I was doing 95 in a 75. What was the final result? I was written for 84 in a 75 by a smiling po-po. Why was he smiling? I small talked him and got him to laugh. He even told me to slow down because there were other cops up ahead. Was that an honest warning or a way to keep me slowed down? I got back up to around nine over and still didn't have a problem.

Another little secret is owning up to speeding. I know just about every time I've been speeding.
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