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Originally Posted by Tikiman
It isn't often that a person gets a chance to hear from an illiterate slob who knows it all but bailed out of high school in the 8th grade and has some really old anvils. Not that getting kicked out of school was entirely his fault. They kicked him out of the 8th grade because, at that point, he was older than many of the teachers.
Ask him for some tips on driver's safety and wait to be regaled with useful tips like - If you are seeing double because you drank too much, just cover one eye with your hand.
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The last time I did that, every car had 3 headlights. It was pretty freaky.
