Far and away the best was "Killing Bigfoot" - a bunch of illiterate Bubba's - one the size of an Abram's tank, wallowing around in the woods with firearms in the dark doing "investigations" that never produced a thing. A broken branch a bent sapling or forest sound sent them into apoplectic fits - they wouldn't have lasted a single night in a Boy Scout Jamboree.
The lead investigator kept whining about wanting one of those military style "Kwanzaa huts" to house his crew and equipment. I kid you not.
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