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Originally Posted by FLEXjs
Random smoker story:
Many years ago my neighbor's wife bought him a smoker for Christmas. Just a cheap one. I let her keep it in my garage so it would be a surprise.
He decided we would make a Prime Rib at my place. It was cold as **** and we had a hard time keeping the thing lit. So I grabbed Mrs Flex's hair dryer to use as a bellows.
She was freaking out and I was like WTF? How can I possibly ruin it?
We got drunk and the whole thing was a shitshow. We melted her hair dryer and the prime rib tasted like a ****en campfire. Sat in our fridge for a week then we threw it out.
LOL.
When the stores opened up after Christmas I had to go buy Mrs Flex a new hair dryer.
I still laugh my ass off at this.
She's never laughed about it once.
I never knew women had such emotional attachments to their hair dryers.
Or that smoking and drinking could be such a bad combination.
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With the electric smoker all you do is put in the wood chips, set the desired temp and walk away. No mess no fuss.