When I worked at my local police department,I once arrested an 82 year old woman in our local Walmart on a Sunday morning after she and a 71 year old neighbor woman got into a literal fist fight in the dairy aisle.
Sadly, it turned out to be just one in many calls I would deal with these two on, including the 82 year old paying a mentally challenged guy to paint the word for female dog down the side of the 71 year old's car.
All because the 71 year old suspected-correctly- that the 82 year old had designs on her 75 year old husband who resembled the fake wizard in the Wizard of Oz.
Very entertaining to remember- very annoying to deal with at the time. Lol
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