Tiger, Tiger,Turning right.
Hit a hydrant In plain sight.
Turned again and hit a tree.
Couldn't drive his new Caddie.
Wifey, Wifey, hearing crash,
Ran outside in a mad dash.
Using a driver, she broke out the glass.
Trying again to bust his brown ass.
She already gave him a busted lip,
Believin' that hubby had made a slip.
While using his putter, but not on her course.
Now she was aiming for his tour de force.
Now Tiger's busted,His cart is all mangled.
His bag is a-saggin', His tees are entangled.
He's lucky her armIs not very good.
Otherwise TigerWould be without Wood
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