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Old 01-10-2017, 7:59am   #12
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Before every hip surgery I've had, they ask me to identify the correct hip by writing "yes" on it with a marker. Every time, I write "do not cut" in huge letters with an arrow pointing to my junk. Too bad I'm asleep when the joke plays out.
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