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Originally Posted by five-oh
you know how these idiots around here are with the slightest hint of winter weather. .
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You should see the people here. We get 1/4" of snow, and there are cars all over the road. I think they teach them the following in drivers ed here...
In inclement weather, you should...
1. Nail the accelerator from every stop.
2. Slam on the brakes at the slightest hint of trouble.
3. Tailgate....the closer the better...the car in front will help you stop.
4. Herky Jerky steering wheel movements provide the best control.
5. Above all, don't forget to keep texting.