PLEASE bring it.
Got home today and saw a notice on my front door. It said "sorry we missed you" 2nd attempt from "home Delivery service" it had three phone numbers. One for Dallas, Houston and Austin and a reference number.
So I jump on Google and none of the numbers come up. I keep digging and find that the web site is owned by a company called Geotrek and they are involved in a scam where they scope out houses for burglaries.
I noted on my security cam my wife left at 3:02 pm and they drive up at 3:06 pm only stopping at my house. Black guy, late 20's, 5' 9".
Either a coincidence or they were watching and used the note to check if we were home.
I called my buddies at the police dept. they took a report.
I told the cop they could have picked a softer target. He laughed and agreed.
Between the dogs, cameras, lights, nosey neighbors and me answering the door armed, the cop didn't seem too worried.
Idiots gonna get shot 'round here.