Went to hook up some cable at this apartment today and there were 4 guys and a fat chick sittin on the steps. I couldn't hook them up for whatever reason and the guy started getting mad and waving his beer all over the place. (yeah he was a lil drunk) Anyway as he starts gettin louder I see his fat girlfriend has a big Ol' black eye! I told him we'd be back in a week and got the F out of there. I bet his GF has two black eyes by tomorrow mornin,
she was probably prayin he'd have some cable TV to distract him.
Sorry Fatty.