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Forum: Off Topic 06-28-2021, 7:58pm
Replies: 28
Views: 530
Posted By Knooger
I'd shoot a little baby batter down his throat,...

I'd shoot a little baby batter down his throat, but I would not return the favor.
Forum: Off Topic 06-28-2021, 7:13pm
Replies: 240
Views: 7,667
Posted By Knooger
I brought these bottles to a buddy's house over...

I brought these bottles to a buddy's house over the weekend. That Kirkland 23 was real damn good and only $105 in Washington state where they have stupid high alcohol taxes.

If I can find that...
Forum: Off Topic 06-28-2021, 6:59pm
Replies: 18
Views: 370
Posted By Knooger
:rofl:

:rofl:
Forum: Off Topic 06-28-2021, 6:35pm
Replies: 28
Views: 530
Posted By Knooger
Number 1 has awfully broad shoulders and narrow...

Number 1 has awfully broad shoulders and narrow hips. I'm thinking she might have a girthy cock hidden in those little shorts. :leaving:
Forum: Off Topic 06-28-2021, 6:30pm
Replies: 78
Views: 1,366
Posted By Knooger
I put glue on the tip of my glans and use that to...

I put glue on the tip of my glans and use that to retrieve the camera when it's done filming.
Forum: Off Topic 05-28-2021, 4:02pm
Replies: 20
Views: 513
Posted By Knooger
Exactly, that's why my slogan is, "I'm not gay,...

Exactly, that's why my slogan is, "I'm not gay, but $20 is $20".
Forum: Off Topic 05-28-2021, 3:21pm
Replies: 23
Views: 560
Posted By Knooger
She's a cop and that's where she hangs her...

She's a cop and that's where she hangs her Maglite when on duty.
Forum: Off Topic 05-26-2021, 10:35am
Replies: 4
Views: 253
Posted By Knooger
That's what mine was for. Singer puzzle box...

That's what mine was for.

Singer puzzle box - Wikipedia
Forum: Off Topic 05-26-2021, 10:33am
Replies: 4
Views: 253
Posted By Knooger
It's a bunch of tools for an old Singer sewing...

It's a bunch of tools for an old Singer sewing machine.
Forum: Off Topic 05-25-2021, 1:45pm
Replies: 17
Views: 487
Posted By Knooger
I want to ejaculate onto her udders.

I want to ejaculate onto her udders.
Forum: Off Topic 05-21-2021, 10:24pm
Replies: 44
Views: 2,534
Posted By Knooger
Dude who invented it is gonna make bank, probably.

Dude who invented it is gonna make bank, probably.
Forum: Off Topic 05-21-2021, 8:50pm
Replies: 22
Views: 980
Posted By Knooger
Wait a sec, not number 1. I want sheets in my...

Wait a sec, not number 1. I want sheets in my ass, not chunks of body cut off. I'd choose number 2.
Forum: Off Topic 05-21-2021, 8:35pm
Replies: 22
Views: 980
Posted By Knooger
Number 1 would give you a paralytic and slice off...

Number 1 would give you a paralytic and slice off parts of your body as she sings to you. Number 2 would suck so hard your sheets would end up deep in your anus.

I'd choose Number 1. I also...
Forum: Off Topic 05-17-2021, 6:49pm
Replies: 240
Views: 7,667
Posted By Knooger
I'm a bit relieved. I wasn't looking forward to a...

I'm a bit relieved. I wasn't looking forward to a mouthful of Datawiz jiz. :rofl:
Forum: Off Topic 05-17-2021, 6:44pm
Replies: 240
Views: 7,667
Posted By Knooger
Buy this and I'll stop by and fellate you for a...

Buy this and I'll stop by and fellate you for a drink or two. :leaving:
Forum: Off Topic 05-06-2021, 1:17pm
Replies: 17
Views: 472
Posted By Knooger
That car sounds sweet! :cool:

That car sounds sweet! :cool:
Forum: Off Topic 05-06-2021, 1:15pm
Replies: 46
Views: 1,824
Posted By Knooger
OP's story is loosely based on fact. In all...

OP's story is loosely based on fact. In all actuality he just sat on a penis. :leaving:
Forum: Off Topic 05-05-2021, 9:36pm
Replies: 12
Views: 638
Posted By Knooger
I'm guessing he will. He must have had some...

I'm guessing he will. He must have had some pretty serious burns.
Forum: Off Topic 05-05-2021, 6:35pm
Replies: 12
Views: 638
Posted By Knooger
Still not as stupid as dropping a bottle of...

Still not as stupid as dropping a bottle of Macallan 18. :leaving:
Forum: Off Topic 05-04-2021, 11:07am
Replies: 22,518
Views: 320,895
Posted By Knooger
If you take the r, c and l from First Class you...

If you take the r, c and l from First Class you know what they have coming when I get there. :leaving:
Forum: Off Topic 05-04-2021, 9:22am
Replies: 14
Views: 1,101
Posted By Knooger
I'd turn her into a sperm whale.

I'd turn her into a sperm whale.
Forum: Off Topic 05-03-2021, 9:38pm
Replies: 9
Views: 854
Posted By Knooger
They have pills for that. :leaving:

They have pills for that. :leaving:
Forum: Off Topic 05-03-2021, 7:52pm
Replies: 21
Views: 1,301
Posted By Knooger
I'll be gentle.

I'll be gentle.
Forum: Off Topic 05-03-2021, 3:45pm
Replies: 22,518
Views: 320,895
Posted By Knooger
In.

In.
Forum: Off Topic 05-02-2021, 3:52pm
Replies: 21
Views: 1,301
Posted By Knooger
Pics?

Pics?
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