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Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 9:56am
Replies: 189
Views: 2,742
Posted By DJ_Critterus
And he ate the last bag of dicks that I was going...

And he ate the last bag of dicks that I was going to send to strats...... What an asshole!!!
Forum: Off Topic 07-24-2021, 2:18pm
Replies: 61
Views: 749
Posted By DJ_Critterus
If gotta admit, there was a whole lotta stupid in...

If gotta admit, there was a whole lotta stupid in that thread, but not as much as you see in a JEff'79 thread.

I can't find the original thread, but it is linked here....and the link no worky. ...
Forum: Off Topic 07-24-2021, 8:36am
Replies: 20
Views: 369
Posted By DJ_Critterus
COD = KungFlu Delta Variant. :yesnod:

COD = KungFlu Delta Variant. :yesnod:
Forum: Off Topic 07-24-2021, 8:33am
Replies: 24
Views: 488
Posted By DJ_Critterus
I would pay good money to be able to look Creepy...

I would pay good money to be able to look Creepy Uncle Joe right in his glazed over eyes and say, "STFU and eat Heels Up Harris' bag of dicks."
Forum: Off Topic 07-24-2021, 8:29am
Replies: 11
Views: 287
Posted By DJ_Critterus
:nono: Send him to Jeff'79. Maybe hank will...

:nono: Send him to Jeff'79. Maybe hank will take up so much of his time that he won't have the energy to logon here and continue shit-posting :yesnod:
Forum: Off Topic 07-24-2021, 8:25am
Replies: 8
Views: 221
Posted By DJ_Critterus
They still can't get laid. The straights don't...

They still can't get laid. The straights don't want to risk ****ing same sex and the gays don't want to risk being a breeder. It's hard to tell with that group...err...idea.
Forum: Off Topic 07-24-2021, 8:24am
Replies: 61
Views: 749
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Not quite. That phrase came about close to 10...

Not quite. That phrase came about close to 10 years ago when I was living in Texas and had to pull my shirt up a bit to show the "handle" of my gun to get some asshole off my property.
Forum: Off Topic 07-24-2021, 8:21am
Replies: 21
Views: 314
Posted By DJ_Critterus
4,5,1,2,3

4,5,1,2,3
Forum: Off Topic 07-24-2021, 8:19am
Replies: 45
Views: 603
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Very heavy and awkward to shoot. I'd pass on...

Very heavy and awkward to shoot. I'd pass on that.
Forum: Off Topic 07-24-2021, 8:17am
Replies: 189
Views: 2,742
Posted By DJ_Critterus
I hope it's Climate Change that does the trick...

I hope it's Climate Change that does the trick :yesnod:
Forum: Off Topic 07-23-2021, 8:16am
Replies: 21
Views: 364
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Nah, you just drop trou and walk up to hit your...

Nah, you just drop trou and walk up to hit your ball. No dropping the boxers and hanging out your putter. That's just crude.
Forum: Off Topic 07-23-2021, 8:14am
Replies: 61
Views: 749
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Eat a bag of dicks or I'll show you The Handle...

Eat a bag of dicks or I'll show you The Handle :thehandle:
Forum: Off Topic 07-23-2021, 8:13am
Replies: 61
Views: 749
Posted By DJ_Critterus
:nono: bsmith, snide, and porter would rather...

:nono: bsmith, snide, and porter would rather have the pics.
Forum: Off Topic 07-23-2021, 8:12am
Replies: 45
Views: 603
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Dammit, Dan47 :mad: I'm going to the gun shop...

Dammit, Dan47 :mad: I'm going to the gun shop today to look at one of these. :banghead:
Forum: Off Topic 07-23-2021, 8:10am
Replies: 24
Views: 488
Posted By DJ_Critterus
I'd rather pound my nuts flat with a hammer than...

I'd rather pound my nuts flat with a hammer than listen to the demented pedophile.
Forum: Off Topic 07-23-2021, 8:08am
Replies: 5
Views: 125
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Right now, it's crap and you will probably have...

Right now, it's crap and you will probably have to buy a new 'puter to be able to run it. Stick with Winders 10 until at least the 3rd update to 11 if you decide to get it.
Forum: Off Topic 07-23-2021, 8:06am
Replies: 19
Views: 312
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Given the chance, I'd do many, many naughty...

Given the chance, I'd do many, many naughty things with Anne Coulter.
Forum: Off Topic 07-23-2021, 8:03am
Replies: 21
Views: 367
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Adress him by his proper name, sir. He is "The...

Adress him by his proper name, sir. He is "The Obidiot."
Forum: Off Topic 07-22-2021, 2:44pm
Replies: 21
Views: 367
Posted By DJ_Critterus
They're turning it, literally, into another...

They're turning it, literally, into another Somalia.
Forum: Off Topic 07-22-2021, 2:43pm
Replies: 61
Views: 749
Posted By DJ_Critterus
I'd love it if she started a campaign on FB or...

I'd love it if she started a campaign on FB or something to stop that :funnier:
Forum: Off Topic 07-22-2021, 2:19pm
Replies: 61
Views: 749
Posted By DJ_Critterus
That's funny.

That's funny.
Forum: Off Topic 07-22-2021, 2:05pm
Replies: 61
Views: 749
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Nah. that phrase was used a lot when I was in...

Nah. that phrase was used a lot when I was in the Army. It's a classier way to say STFU. :yesnod:
Forum: Off Topic 07-22-2021, 1:38pm
Replies: 61
Views: 749
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Both of yas.... eat a bag of dicks :slap:

Both of yas.... eat a bag of dicks :slap:
Forum: Off Topic 07-22-2021, 1:17pm
Replies: 61
Views: 749
Posted By DJ_Critterus
I can't believe it took me 42 posts in a thread...

I can't believe it took me 42 posts in a thread before I told somebody to eat a bag of dicks :willy:
Forum: Off Topic 07-22-2021, 11:21am
Replies: 21
Views: 364
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Probably for his 2nd shot :funnier:

Probably for his 2nd shot :funnier:
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