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Forum: Off Topic 12-06-2019, 11:03am
Replies: 50
Hi.
Views: 848
Posted By Broken Wind
Thomas, really sorry to read all that. The...

Thomas, really sorry to read all that. The kicker for me was the last paragraph. Didn't see that coming...but I didn't see mine coming either. Ce la vie.
Forum: Off Topic 12-06-2019, 3:49am
Replies: 24
Views: 258
Posted By Broken Wind
One of the great injustices of this life is we...

One of the great injustices of this life is we outlive our most loyal friends several times over. Itís not right.
Forum: Off Topic 11-24-2019, 7:42am
Replies: 19
Views: 458
Posted By Broken Wind
I paid $5k for a hearing aid for my wife about...

I paid $5k for a hearing aid for my wife about ten years ago. Dang thing had Bluetooth and I suspect, a detachable vibrator for that price. Itís been sitting in a drawer for nine years now.

For...
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2019, 7:17pm
Replies: 10
Views: 262
Posted By Broken Wind
I must have sucked at flashlight holding. My old...

I must have sucked at flashlight holding. My old man had a temper with a hair trigger and he shot my face off many, many times. I didnít much care to be around him as a kid.
Forum: Off Topic 11-21-2019, 7:15pm
Replies: 6
Views: 216
Posted By Broken Wind
My expectations often donít intersect with reality

Does this ever happen to you?

You get a flyer in the mail or see an ad in a newspaper, magazine, whatever. A company is offering a discount on something youíve been thinking of buying. The...
Forum: Off Topic 11-18-2019, 4:58am
Replies: 22
Views: 504
Posted By Broken Wind
Donít know if this is psychic or psychotic, but...

Donít know if this is psychic or psychotic, but one summer while I was in college, I worked on a construction crew doing some heavy culvert work alongside a highway. I was in the ditch, about 7 feet...
Forum: Off Topic 11-08-2019, 3:09am
Replies: 29
Views: 708
Posted By Broken Wind
IMO, those days are gone. We are a soft, mobile...

IMO, those days are gone. We are a soft, mobile society with means.

I have a plan B already in the can should Warren or one of those other outrageous retards obtain residency at 1600 Penn Ave,...
Forum: Off Topic 11-06-2019, 4:23pm
Replies: 29
Views: 708
Posted By Broken Wind
Same thing at national level, and why we have an...

Same thing at national level, and why we have an electoral college. Were it not for that, we would have preceded Venezuela down the toilet.
Forum: Off Topic 11-06-2019, 5:30am
Replies: 29
Views: 708
Posted By Broken Wind
VA went blue

And I cannot live here anymore. Kinda saw this coming and have been planning for it. Weíre going to sell the home and move into the motorhome full time. South Dakota will become our legal...
Forum: Off Topic 10-27-2019, 7:43am
Replies: 12
Views: 386
Posted By Broken Wind
Warís over!!!!! What? No?

Warís over!!!!!

What? No?
Forum: Off Topic 10-26-2019, 4:19am
Replies: 10
Views: 250
Posted By Broken Wind
Neither do us Jewish folk. :leaving:

Neither do us Jewish folk. :leaving:
Forum: Off Topic 10-25-2019, 4:33pm
Replies: 10
Views: 250
Posted By Broken Wind
Jailbait. Would not bang.

Jailbait. Would not bang.
Forum: Off Topic 10-24-2019, 6:36pm
Replies: 19
Views: 327
Posted By Broken Wind
Semper Fi, Marine. I just checked the...

Semper Fi, Marine.

I just checked the current height/weight standards and discovered Iím about 1.5 lbs too heavy. I think thatís changed since I retired. I have 193 stuck in my mind for some...
Forum: Off Topic 10-22-2019, 11:10am
Replies: 19
Views: 327
Posted By Broken Wind
Congrats Broken Wind!!!

:hurray:

Sorry, but I have to brag and pat myself on the back.

In April I was at 230 lbs, the most I had ever weighed.

This morning I weighed in at 198.6, breaking through to the first goal...
Forum: Off Topic 10-19-2019, 6:02am
Replies: 15
Views: 338
Posted By Broken Wind
#4 too caucasian. Would not bang.

#4 too caucasian. Would not bang.
Forum: Off Topic 10-17-2019, 4:48pm
Replies: 8
Views: 279
Posted By Broken Wind
That looks like two stars presenting the flag. ...

That looks like two stars presenting the flag. Your buddy must have carried some rank.
Forum: Off Topic 10-13-2019, 2:13am
Replies: 53
Views: 1,001
Posted By Broken Wind
That vegetation is referred to as kindling in...

That vegetation is referred to as kindling in these parts.
Forum: Off Topic 10-12-2019, 3:53am
Replies: 7
Views: 202
Posted By Broken Wind
5 is just a damned beautiful woman. Damn.

5 is just a damned beautiful woman. Damn.
Forum: Off Topic 10-12-2019, 3:48am
Replies: 10
Views: 231
Posted By Broken Wind
Damn

Damn
Forum: Off Topic 10-07-2019, 3:48am
Replies: 24
Views: 621
Posted By Broken Wind
It appears that walls work.

It appears that walls work.
Forum: Off Topic 10-05-2019, 10:58am
Replies: 12
Views: 331
Posted By Broken Wind
Exactly how much is a sh*t-ton?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Shit-ton

:lol:
Forum: Off Topic 10-04-2019, 3:37am
Replies: 8
Views: 245
Posted By Broken Wind
Oddly satisfying

Oddly satisfying
Forum: Off Topic 10-04-2019, 3:27am
Replies: 8
Views: 278
Posted By Broken Wind
Thirty years ago I would have been all over that....

Thirty years ago I would have been all over that. My balance is so bad now that I wonít get on my roof any more.
Forum: Off Topic 10-04-2019, 3:16am
Replies: 28
Views: 561
Posted By Broken Wind
Whatís the next/last step?

Whatís the next/last step?
Forum: Off Topic 09-30-2019, 4:21am
Replies: 4
Views: 199
Posted By Broken Wind
Thatís the most awesome thing Iíve seen that...

Thatís the most awesome thing Iíve seen that didnít have boobs. Wow.
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