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Forum: Off Topic Today, 4:46pm
Replies: 20
Views: 174
Posted By DAB
just send a pair of folks to the local fast food...

just send a pair of folks to the local fast food place, buy a mess of stuffs, done.

if a lot, call ahead an hour or so.

"yes, we'd like to order 36 burgers, 36 fries, 24 desserts, six 20 counts...
Forum: Off Topic Today, 4:21pm
Replies: 20
Views: 174
Posted By DAB
give him a per plate budget, hope for best.

give him a per plate budget, hope for best.
Forum: Off Topic Today, 3:22pm
Replies: 19
Views: 208
Posted By DAB
have a set of 3, consecutive serial numbers. ...

have a set of 3, consecutive serial numbers. also pristine.
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 6:26pm
Replies: 33
Views: 319
Posted By DAB
you could stock your pantry and fridge with food...

you could stock your pantry and fridge with food stuffs, and stay home and cook a delicious meal..... :slap:
Forum: Off Topic 01-17-2020, 6:35pm
Replies: 23
Views: 243
Posted By DAB
yup, and they lost. ...

yup, and they lost.

https://www.cnbc.com/2019/10/07/dominos-supreme-court.html
Forum: Off Topic 01-17-2020, 5:44pm
Replies: 23
Views: 243
Posted By DAB
didn't Dominoes recently get sued because it's...

didn't Dominoes recently get sued because it's online ordering app doesn't support blind customers?

same idea.
Forum: Off Topic 01-17-2020, 4:38pm
Replies: 23
Views: 243
Posted By DAB
(groaning) (screaming) (moaning) ...

(groaning)

(screaming)

(moaning)

(heavy breathing)

(panting)
Forum: Off Topic 01-17-2020, 4:36pm
Replies: 51
Views: 518
Posted By DAB
to paraphrase a Clint Eastwood character: "i'm...

to paraphrase a Clint Eastwood character: "i'm in favor of gun control, if there is a gun around, I want to control it."
Forum: Off Topic 01-16-2020, 10:55am
Replies: 7
Views: 169
Posted By DAB
started snowing here about 90 min ago. 6-10"...

started snowing here about 90 min ago. 6-10" expected. :hurray:
Forum: Off Topic 01-15-2020, 6:49pm
Replies: 117
Views: 1,553
Posted By DAB
was busy in my shop. :DAB:

was busy in my shop. :DAB:
Forum: Off Topic 01-15-2020, 2:54pm
Replies: 12
Views: 289
Posted By DAB
pretty good bet Trump knows what Bolton will say....

pretty good bet Trump knows what Bolton will say. pretty good bet no one else knows what Bolton will say.

Lawyering 101: do not ask a question of a witness when you don't know what they will...
Forum: Off Topic 01-14-2020, 1:41pm
Replies: 2
Views: 108
Posted By DAB
"i'm telling you the truth Frank, there is a...

"i'm telling you the truth Frank, there is a world beyond the waters, and it has insane beings, that for some reason think it is sporting (heard that word a lot) to yank us out of this water, take...
Forum: Off Topic 01-14-2020, 11:22am
Replies: 91
Views: 994
Posted By DAB
what i find interesting is the weight lifting...

what i find interesting is the weight lifting info.

bars are measured in mm, but weights are quoted in pounds. :slap:
Forum: Off Topic 01-13-2020, 11:49am
Replies: 91
Views: 994
Posted By DAB
lift off: shoulder press, one try at any weight...

lift off: shoulder press, one try at any weight of his choosing. he lifts and you don't, he wins. he lifts, you add weight and lift, you win. he fails on his attempt, he loses.

only the strong...
Forum: Off Topic 01-13-2020, 9:54am
Replies: 84
Views: 859
Posted By DAB
In other news, all the teams in the Big 10 (14...

In other news, all the teams in the Big 10 (14 teams), Pac 12 (12 teams), and Big 12 (10 teams) have announced that they are all changing their mascots to "Tigers"..... :slap:
Forum: Off Topic 01-11-2020, 8:56pm
Replies: 33
Views: 553
Posted By DAB
I canít smell.

I canít smell.
Forum: Off Topic 01-09-2020, 4:42pm
Replies: 64
Views: 813
Posted By DAB
Let me know when you spend 5 days in the ICU and...

Let me know when you spend 5 days in the ICU and then later get a pacemaker.

Thankfully, insurance picked up most of that $180,000 cost. :faint:

:DAB:
Forum: Off Topic 01-09-2020, 1:09pm
Replies: 57
Views: 881
Posted By DAB
Abdul! do not push the RED button!! :slap:

Abdul! do not push the RED button!! :slap:
Forum: Off Topic 01-09-2020, 10:53am
Replies: 2
Views: 112
Posted By DAB
well crap, the facts on the ground don't match...

well crap, the facts on the ground don't match our reporting..... :slap:
Forum: Off Topic 01-08-2020, 6:23pm
Replies: 23
Views: 344
Posted By DAB
well, he's honest about the rust and seat...

well, he's honest about the rust and seat condition.
Forum: Off Topic 01-07-2020, 8:51pm
Replies: 18
Views: 289
Posted By DAB
One hundred million dollars!!!!

One hundred million dollars!!!!
Forum: Off Topic 01-07-2020, 6:54pm
Replies: 23
Views: 411
Posted By DAB
no pie option? no turtles option? fail.

no pie option?

no turtles option?

fail.
Forum: Off Topic 01-07-2020, 5:38pm
Replies: 18
Views: 289
Posted By DAB
go to game room, hit "transfer cash" button,...

go to game room, hit "transfer cash" button, insert to whom and how much.
Forum: Off Topic 01-07-2020, 4:18pm
Replies: 166
Views: 2,006
Posted By DAB
job? work? these are strange ideas you...

job?

work?

these are strange ideas you bring forward.....

my truck is safely parked in my garage every day. :DAB:
Forum: Off Topic 01-06-2020, 6:39pm
Replies: 9
Views: 170
Posted By DAB
1. Get hired as a driver 2. Ask random women...

1. Get hired as a driver

2. Ask random women "Want to see my big weiner?"
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