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Forum: Off Topic Today, 7:05pm
Replies: 3
Views: 81
Posted By DJ_Critterus
at least he got some carpet.....

at least he got some carpet.....
Forum: Off Topic Today, 7:04pm
Replies: 15
Views: 106
Posted By DJ_Critterus
We are failing in 200+ years faster than it took...

We are failing in 200+ years faster than it took Rome in 2000+ years to fail. Don't read and understand history... be doomed to fail again. :mad:
Forum: Off Topic Today, 2:36pm
Replies: 370
Views: 4,982
Posted By DJ_Critterus
I'm still going to have to go with a hard no on...

I'm still going to have to go with a hard no on that.
Forum: Off Topic Today, 2:34pm
Replies: 15
Views: 106
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Nobody wants to serve under this woke regime and...

Nobody wants to serve under this woke regime and take orders from complete idiots.
Forum: Off Topic Today, 1:33pm
Replies: 8
Views: 124
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Who?

Who?
Forum: Off Topic Today, 12:54pm
Replies: 4
Views: 114
Posted By DJ_Critterus
And don't forget to blame the guns but not the...

And don't forget to blame the guns but not the feral dindoos.
Forum: Off Topic Today, 10:25am
Replies: 8
Views: 124
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Where's the BJ pic?

Where's the BJ pic?
Forum: Off Topic Today, 9:48am
Replies: 31
Views: 364
Posted By DJ_Critterus
i can almost picture it.... a guest comes over,...

i can almost picture it.... a guest comes over, asks what's in the cage, "that's just somebody's cock I found out in the woods, but I'm keeping it now."

King Missile - Detachable Penis - YouTube
Forum: Off Topic Today, 9:42am
Replies: 8
Views: 168
Posted By DJ_Critterus
I wonder if the big guy wrote that off as a...

I wonder if the big guy wrote that off as a business expense?
Forum: Off Topic Today, 9:16am
Replies: 65
Views: 936
Posted By DJ_Critterus
that's because of Bill Clinton. Officers also...

that's because of Bill Clinton. Officers also can't carry issued sidearms anymore because of him too, and that could have put a much faster stop to the ****ing hajji at the Ft. Hood SRP center in...
Forum: Off Topic Today, 8:44am
Replies: 3
Views: 81
Posted By DJ_Critterus
The Dirty Joke Thread

Post'em up. the dirtier, the better. Don't hold back. Adog won't start, but i will...


Q: why is your penis like a Rubic's Cube?
A: The longer you play with it, the harder it gets
Forum: Off Topic Today, 8:32am
Replies: 31
Views: 364
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster and a...

Q: What do you get when you mix a rooster and a telephone pole?

A: a 20' cock that wants to reach out and touch someone.
Forum: Off Topic Today, 8:19am
Replies: 8
Views: 171
Posted By DJ_Critterus
No, but GTOgay probably does.

No, but GTOgay probably does.
Forum: Off Topic Today, 6:58am
Replies: 8
Views: 171
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Oh.... I know some mods over there who need a...

Oh.... I know some mods over there who need a couple pounds of new shit to deal with.
Forum: Off Topic Today, 6:56am
Replies: 370
Views: 4,982
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Nope, pounding my nuts flat with a hammer and...

Nope, pounding my nuts flat with a hammer and gouging out my eyes would be on the top of the list in that case.
Forum: Off Topic Today, 6:54am
Replies: 31
Views: 364
Posted By DJ_Critterus
YadkareNNN eats bags and bags of them.

YadkareNNN eats bags and bags of them.
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 11:00pm
Replies: 31
Views: 364
Posted By DJ_Critterus
So, Raazor got dumped off in the forest?

So, Raazor got dumped off in the forest?
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 10:27pm
Replies: 370
Views: 4,982
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Cutting my dick off is never at the top of my...

Cutting my dick off is never at the top of my list :nono:
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 3:57pm
Replies: 370
Views: 4,982
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Become a democrat.

Become a democrat.
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 2:56pm
Replies: 370
Views: 4,982
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Nice way to squander your cash when you have no...

Nice way to squander your cash when you have no job :rolleyes: and how did he get his original purchase price when he had a lot of body damage?
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 2:51pm
Replies: 15
Views: 157
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Oh, we went through this last week. You probably...

Oh, we went through this last week. You probably have a clogged orifice tube.
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 2:49pm
Replies: 370
Views: 4,982
Posted By DJ_Critterus
He should be easy to find.

He should be easy to find.
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 2:20pm
Replies: 15
Views: 157
Posted By DJ_Critterus
You got a leak somewhere and no refrigerant. Get...

You got a leak somewhere and no refrigerant. Get a vacuum on it and do a leak down test before you destroy the compressor.
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 2:19pm
Replies: 370
Views: 4,982
Posted By DJ_Critterus
How do you flip something with significant body...

How do you flip something with significant body damage?

And how can he afford a new truck when he obviously can't afford shoes from the men's department?
...
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 2:09pm
Replies: 370
Views: 4,982
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Jealous? Do you want him to stroke yours for a...

Jealous? Do you want him to stroke yours for a bit?
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