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Forum: Off Topic Today, 2:41pm
Replies: 6
Views: 62
Posted By DJ_Critterus
So, you're a sausage sampler, huh? :ack:

So, you're a sausage sampler, huh? :ack:
Forum: Off Topic Today, 2:24pm
Replies: 9
Views: 111
Posted By DJ_Critterus
I'm not supporting anything owned by the Saudis.

I'm not supporting anything owned by the Saudis.
Forum: Off Topic Today, 2:13pm
Replies: 7
Views: 85
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Who did...the owner or the dog?

Who did...the owner or the dog?
Forum: Off Topic Today, 2:10pm
Replies: 4
Views: 99
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Easy way around it by making it a private club. ...

Easy way around it by making it a private club. Set it up so members have to vote in new members.

problem solved.
Forum: Off Topic Today, 2:07pm
Replies: 42
Views: 453
Posted By DJ_Critterus
No, but the women's teams practice by sweeping...

No, but the women's teams practice by sweeping the kitchen floor daily.
Forum: Off Topic Today, 2:05pm
Replies: 6
Views: 62
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Imagine if your wife handed you a receipt like...

Imagine if your wife handed you a receipt like that. :funnier:
Forum: Off Topic Today, 9:38am
Replies: 1,770
Views: 40,230
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Right turn, Clyde!

Right turn, Clyde!
Forum: Off Topic Today, 9:21am
Replies: 14
Views: 260
Posted By DJ_Critterus
RIF.... look at my post he replied to and take...

RIF.... look at my post he replied to and take note of the subtle sarcasm I put into my reply to the thread.
Forum: Off Topic Today, 9:19am
Replies: 19
Views: 285
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Unless you are in Chicongo or lib run shit holes....

Unless you are in Chicongo or lib run shit holes. Then only the criminals have the guns and it becomes a war zone..... where the guns are responsible for the violence and not the criminals.
Forum: Off Topic Today, 9:04am
Replies: 13
Views: 213
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Agreed. I'd rather pound my nuts flat with a...

Agreed. I'd rather pound my nuts flat with a hammer than **** anything but a good looking conservative human woman.
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 2:36pm
Replies: 1,770
Views: 40,230
Posted By DJ_Critterus
and this way, only one of them can fling their...

and this way, only one of them can fling their poop.
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 1:31pm
Replies: 14
Views: 260
Posted By DJ_Critterus
When did WalMart start serving pizza by the slice?

When did WalMart start serving pizza by the slice?
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 12:26pm
Replies: 23
Views: 419
Posted By DJ_Critterus
I'm guessing if they were anywhere near Pedo Joe,...

I'm guessing if they were anywhere near Pedo Joe, then they were Demofelons, too. They always look the other way when one of their own is completely in the wrong.
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 11:52am
Replies: 19
Views: 285
Posted By DJ_Critterus
We need more of this to happen and put a stop to...

We need more of this to happen and put a stop to the bullshit.
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 11:50am
Replies: 23
Views: 419
Posted By DJ_Critterus
But, but, but,but Trump said to grab'em by the...

But, but, but,but Trump said to grab'em by the *****. Orange man moar badder :willy:
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 11:46am
Replies: 13
Views: 213
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Maregasm (JRHNBR) - YouTube :leaving:

Maregasm (JRHNBR) - YouTube

:leaving:
Forum: Off Topic Yesterday, 11:45am
Replies: 56
Views: 739
Posted By DJ_Critterus
I've shot both of those and didn't like them. ...

I've shot both of those and didn't like them. Just not my thing. I do like my Bullpup chambered in 5.56, though :yesnod:
Forum: Off Topic 07-25-2021, 9:56am
Replies: 191
Views: 2,893
Posted By DJ_Critterus
And he ate the last bag of dicks that I was going...

And he ate the last bag of dicks that I was going to send to strats...... What an asshole!!!
Forum: Off Topic 07-24-2021, 2:18pm
Replies: 61
Views: 770
Posted By DJ_Critterus
If gotta admit, there was a whole lotta stupid in...

If gotta admit, there was a whole lotta stupid in that thread, but not as much as you see in a JEff'79 thread.

I can't find the original thread, but it is linked here....and the link no worky. ...
Forum: Off Topic 07-24-2021, 8:36am
Replies: 23
Views: 450
Posted By DJ_Critterus
COD = KungFlu Delta Variant. :yesnod:

COD = KungFlu Delta Variant. :yesnod:
Forum: Off Topic 07-24-2021, 8:33am
Replies: 24
Views: 526
Posted By DJ_Critterus
I would pay good money to be able to look Creepy...

I would pay good money to be able to look Creepy Uncle Joe right in his glazed over eyes and say, "STFU and eat Heels Up Harris' bag of dicks."
Forum: Off Topic 07-24-2021, 8:29am
Replies: 11
Views: 306
Posted By DJ_Critterus
:nono: Send him to Jeff'79. Maybe hank will...

:nono: Send him to Jeff'79. Maybe hank will take up so much of his time that he won't have the energy to logon here and continue shit-posting :yesnod:
Forum: Off Topic 07-24-2021, 8:25am
Replies: 8
Views: 238
Posted By DJ_Critterus
They still can't get laid. The straights don't...

They still can't get laid. The straights don't want to risk ****ing same sex and the gays don't want to risk being a breeder. It's hard to tell with that group...err...idea.
Forum: Off Topic 07-24-2021, 8:24am
Replies: 61
Views: 770
Posted By DJ_Critterus
Not quite. That phrase came about close to 10...

Not quite. That phrase came about close to 10 years ago when I was living in Texas and had to pull my shirt up a bit to show the "handle" of my gun to get some asshole off my property.
Forum: Off Topic 07-24-2021, 8:21am
Replies: 21
Views: 335
Posted By DJ_Critterus
4,5,1,2,3

4,5,1,2,3
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